Archive-name: Fantasy/illiandy.txt
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Archive-title: Illinois Andy


> .....but I found that the enterance to her vagina too small. 

   This sounds like a job for (hit the echo chamber) "ILLINOIS ANDY and the
   SEARCH FOR THE HIDDEN ENTRANCE TO THE TEMPLE OF VENUS."

   When we last left Andy he had scaled up the last leg of his journey and
   then hacked his way through the dense tangle of underbrush.  Only to
   discover the entrance was protected by two verticle barriers.  He was
   able to pry them apart - using both hands and all his strength.  Yet,
   entrance was still barred by a a tiny opening - too small for Andy.
   All this way to be met with failure.  There must be a way.  There must
   be a way to gain entrance and obtain the Treasure of Venus.  Andy stepped
   back to view the entrance.  It wasn't a necessarily unpleasant construct.
   The verticle barriers were easily moved back and forth - he detected
   moisture seeping through the walls - which in fact made the barriers
   easier to move.  The tangled underbrush was also wet with sparkling drops
   of dew.  Andy glanced upward and spied a small smooth round object -
   barely covered by the same barrier material - if he could just climb up
   there he might discover the secret to the entrance - or at least be able
   to figure out a way to make the entrance larger to gain access to the
   inside.

   It was hot, moist, and steamy, yet Andy was able to secure handholds and
   toeholds in the undulating folds of the side walls and barriers - he pulled
   himself hand-over-hand upward toward his goal.  When he reached the top
   he noticed a hood-like covering over the smooth nodule.  Taking up a
   precarious balance he reached out with one hand to fold the hood back
   exposing the whole of the nodule - with the other hand he reached out to
   feel the texture - with the moistness he could not get a grip - it was too
   smooth, his hand kept sliding downward - he tried a pressure grip but that
   too simply slipped downward - at that moment the bulbuous nodule began to
   throb and shake - Andy almost lost his footing.  He had to hang on with
   both hands hoping the trembling would subside.  He noticed the side walls
   had flexed open a little bit and the tiny opening seemed to enlarge just
   a bit - before everything stopped moving.

   Andy resecured his position and again reached out to run his hand over and
   over the glistening and now very moist node - it began to tremble - a low
   rumbling growl emerged from below - it startled Andy - he lost his grip
   and his footing and plunged downward just as the gaping barriers began
   to close - he slipped right between the slick walls and landed right on
   the tiny opening - too tiny to let him through but it gave a little -
   with a little push and nudge he might just get through - but at that
   moment the walls closed in on him squeezing him between their soft
   moistness and the outer doors closed emersing Andy in utter darkness.......
 
   (to be continued)