I partly earn my living driving a yellow cab in New York City. I meet all kinds
of people. The work can at times be stressful. At the same time, it's quite a
rewarding profession. I have no financial difficulties, since I also have another
highly paid work besides driving a cab. If money should matter that much, I could
never indulge myself in taking part in my big interest in life, engaging in kinky
activities with some passengers. In such cases, I offer the passengers free rides
in return. I like driving young men and boys best. I'll now tell you what
happened this Thursday evening.

I picked up two young men, around 20 years old, outside Madison Square Garden.
The boys had attended an ice-hockey match. The boys were pleasantly drunk, in
good spirits. They asked to be taken to an address at Amsterdam Ave. on the Upper
West Side. I could hear from their talking that the boys were gay lovers.
Suddenly one of them said to the other: "Wanna have some shit tonight, buddy!"
The other boy answered with a big smile: "Sure, we're soon there." I looked in
the mirror, trying to capture their eyes. I succeeded. I began approaching the
boys by asking their names. "I'm Mark," said the oldest one, a blond executive
type. "And this is Martinez". Marinez was a Latin guy.

"Hey boys, are you in for a treat tonight, a big deal?" I used my growing courage
to ask that question.

"Sure, what's the deal, cabby?"

"You'll get a free ride tonight, if you know what I mean?"

The boys were drunk and laughed instantly. One of them then said in earnest:
"Yeah, what do you want in return?"

"Your cum, piss and shit, buddies!" I replied. The boys laughed once more and
said: "That's perfectly alright with us." I went on: "It's on one condition,
though".

"What's that?" the boys wanted to know.

Then I informed my passengers that I had a real cabbies kick: I get really hot
and turned-on having sex in my own cab. I said that we could find a parking lot
at Eight Ave. and 42nd Street, often used for such a purpose. The boys nodded
willingly, smelling of booze and beer.

Soon I parked the cab in the dark and silent parking lot, mostly used during
business hours. Luckily, there was no guard or security officer on duty at the
parking lot, as this would have prevented me from going through with my mission
with the two passengers.

In the back of the car I had stored some plastic to cover my cab seats,
preventing the seats from becoming contaminated of certain bodily fluids.
Naturally, I had to maintain a clean cab at all times, except for shitty
occasions, like this one, of course.

Now I ordered my boys to lower their pants, which I also did myself.

"Well, boys, your cabby is in charge hear. Here are your instructions. You, pal",
I pointed at Mark, "are ordered to kneel on the front seat of the cab, and your
task is to shit into my mouth. Understood?"

Without even answering, Mark took his shitting position. Martinez was commanded
to be an extension of my butt, as he was the first of the boys to receive my
stools.

Then it all began. All three of us had so much shit accumulated, that hot creamy
turds of all shapes and degrees of softness pooped, slipped and popped out of
eager assholes, delivering what was ordered into hungry mouths.

"Yeah, Latino filth pig, take my cabby shit", I yelled, sliding turd after turd
of my holy shit into the young man. I was not able to yell much, although I
wanted to. This was due to the fact that Mark produced so many excrements, so
many pieces of a young executive's shit, that I had difficulty in taking it all.

Soon positions were reversed. I licked Marinez' asshole as he farted and shitted
into my mouth. This time Mark was the one with his face buried in my hairy
buttcrack. Believe it or not, we could not seem to become completely emptied of
turds and farts.

But now I was so pissing horny that I ordered everyone to stop shitting. Instead,
I pointed my swelling cabby's cock at my passengers, and pissed hot yellow urine
all over their bodies and into their open mouths. When one gets rid of one's
bladder control, one often also releases other brakes. I'm now referring to my
asshole. As I piss, I usually also fart. So was the case here.

Mark and Martinez were now completely wet of hot piss, and they also were pretty
shitty from all the turds. What a sight for a shit and piss loving New York City
cab driver!

The passengers also pissed at their cabdriver. Ummm, I could taste the recycled
booze and beer, the beverages consumed at the Madison Square Garden during the
hockey game!

My cock now had reached a huge size, and now I more than anything else on this
earth wanted my passenger's buttholes. While Mark was sucking Martinez, I shoved
my dick into Mark's hot asshole, fucking him to the stars! I couldn't keep my cum
stored in my balls for long. With a loud "Yeah!", gallons of white balljuice
poured into my passenger's buttcrack.

After this ordeal I didn't want to relax. My cock now once more grew rapidly,
preparing itself for Martinez's boycunt. The Latino asshole was a bit tighter
than the blond executive's orifice. This had an impact on how long I could
contain myself. I can assure you, this was a short fuck! In a few seconds I
squirted my cum inside Martinez, thereby completely draining my balls.

"Oh yeah, what a fucking shit orgy!" I breathed deeply. The boys, too, seemed a
bit exhausted. The car seats were all messy, but thanks to the plastic cover, I
could drive my cab after its removal. The boys and I licked and slurped the
traces of shit, piss and cum to be found on the plastic cover.

Finally, my cab took my passengers to their destination on Amsterdam Ave, free of
charge, as was the deal. "Well, not a bad means of transportation," Martinez
remarked as the two boys left the cab. Then I once again was available for new
passengers. Would I be lucky to come across a new shitty opportunity? One never
knows, but hopes are free.