Archive-name: Humour/bdrmgolf.txt Archive-author: Archive-title: Rules of Bedroom Golf, The 1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play - normally one club and two balls. 2. Owner of the course must approve equipment before play may begin. 3. Play on a course must be approved by the owner of the hole. 4. Unlike outdoor golf, the object is to get the club in the hole and keep the balls out of the hole. 5. For most effective play, the club should have a firm shaft. Course owners are permitted to check shaft stiffness before play begins. 6. Course owner reserves the right to restrict the shaft length, so as to avoid damange to the course. 7. Players are cautioned to play the correct hole, as indicated by the course owner. 8. The object of the game is to take as many strokes as necessary until the course owner is satisfied that play is complete. Failure to do so may result in being denied permission to play the course again. 9. It is considered bad form to begin playing the hole immediatedly upon arrival at the course. The experienced player will normally take time to admire the entire course, with special attention to well-formed bunkers. 10. Players are cautioned not to mention other courses they have played or are currently playing to the owner of the course being played. Upset course owners have been known to damage a player's equipment for this reason. 11. Players are encouraged to have proper rain gear along, just in case. 12. Players are advised to obtain the course owner's permission before attempting to play the back game. 13. Players should assure themselves that their match has been properly scheduled, particularly when a new course is being played for the first time. Previous players have been known to become irate if they discover someone else playing what they consider to be a private course. 14. Players should not assume a course is in shape for play at all times. Some players may be embarrassed if they find the course to be temporarily under repair. Players are advised to be extremely tactful in this situation. More advanced players will find alternate means of play when this is the case. 15. Slow play is encouraged; however, players should be prepared to proceed at a quicker pace, at least temporarily, at the owner's request. 16. It is considered outstanding performance, time permitting, to play the same hole several times in one match. 17. The course owner will be the sole judge of who is the best player. 18. In some states, it is illegal for a course owner to require (or for a players to offer) a greens fee in excess of the price of dinner. Course owners must be careful that play not be proposed to members of the vice squad. 19. Players are advised to think twice before considering membership at any given course. Additional assessments may be levied by the course owner and the rules are subject to change. For this reason many players prefer to continue to play several different courses. 20. It is considered bad form to reveal your score to other players, or even that you have played the course. --