"First Time"( MF humor )[1/1]


  I first met Hilary at college, I was an awkward mid twenties slob,
with very little in the way of social graces, in fact I was a complete
mess.  She was a young woman, just coming into adulthood, a beautiful
girl with legs that went on forever, breasts that just cried out to
be fondled, short mousy blonde hair and blue, blue eyes; the sort
that went from sharp and piercing when she was angry to a deeper shade
when she was aroused.  But of course I did not know that at first.  
  
  I wasted about a year, being too shy to approach her, I might have
been five years her senior, but she definitely did not show any
interest in my shambolic self, being too busy asserting her independence.  
Perhaps I should say at this point, that I was (blush) a virgin at this 
time, but really wanting to find out what I had been missing.
 
  Anyway, into the second year I screwed up my courage and asked her
for a date, fully believing that all I would get told where to put
myself.  You can imagine my surprise when she accepted.  Now being
somewhat backward about being forward, my experience in taking the
opposite sex out was severely limited, being shaped by TV programs.
So I thought that a romantic candle-lit diner for two at my local
restaurant would be just the ticket.

  The big night arrived, and I went to pick my date up from her
parents, incidentally, I think one of the reasons that I got her out
in the first place was that I had my own car, something that the other
guys at the college were sadly lacking, being much younger than me.
She was wearing the famous "little black number" so loved by men and
women, though for different reasons!  As the weather was appalling, I
made sure to tell her folks that I would let Hilary stay at my parents'
if it got too bad.  (This was mid February and it was snowing quite
hard, and roads in the UK tend to disappear if you have more than an
inch or so of the white stuff.)

  So off we went to the restaurant, a delicious meal and light small
talk, we finished about ten o'clock and came out to find the weather
worse than ever.  I suggested that we go to my parents' place and have
a coffee and brandy (pathetic eh? this girl wanted night-clubs).
We walked back to my parents' house, the car being frozen.  Hilary
called her parents and explained that she would be staying with me
overnight.  We stayed up with my parents and had a coffee, then my
folks excused themselves and went to bed.

  Hilary turned to me with those great blue eyes and said, "Robert, there's 
something I've wanted to do the whole evening."  She leant forward, took 
the cigarette from my hand and kissed me deeply. 

  To say I was shocked barely even hints at my emotions. Here I was, a
fat idiot in a suit being kissed by the most beautiful creature I had
ever set my eyes on.  Yes, I had been kissed before, but this was a
serious kiss.

  We broke away from each other, I sat back, stunned.  It may not be a
big deal for you guys, but this was a revelation to me.

  She said, "And there's something I wanted to show you as well".  She
reached up with both hands and took her dress off over her head.  She
was wearing a black, sort of lacy, bra and matching panties;  and she
looked magnificent.

  "I didn't know what to wear under the dress," she said, "but this
seemed best."

  Hilary took the lead again, coming over to me and kissing me again.
Feeling her body next to mine as she started unbuttoning my shirt and
stroking my chest was amazing.  My hands started working as if on auto
pilot, feeling her breasts and her hardening nipples.

  She reached down to my trousers, unbuckled the belt let my straining
erection out.  I was still getting used to feeling her body, but then
she stroked my dick, and of course, I came on the spot.  (I defy anyone
to laugh at this point.  What were you like the first time an eighteen
year old stroked you?)

  She just went "Yuck!" and got off me, and I took several minutes to
get cleaned up and several more minutes apologizing

  "I wanted to get laid by someone with some experience the first
time," she said.

  I just looked up and said "Snap."

  She looked at me with those bright blue eyes and said, "I'm so
horny, I'll just have to do it myself tonight."