Archive-name: Miscell/fuck.txt Archive-author: Archive-title: Fuck You Perhaps one of the most interesting and colorful words in the English language today is the word "Fuck". It is one magical word which just by it's sound can describe pain, pleasure, hate, and love. Fuck, like most words in the English language, takes it's name from another language, the German word "Friklon" which means "WHOOPEE". In language, fuck falls into many grammatical categories. It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Mary) and intransitive (Mary was fucked by John), or as a passive verb (Mary doesn't really give a fuck). It can be used as an adjective (Mary is fuckin' beautiful). As you can see, there are not too many words with the versatility of "Fuck". Besides it's sexual connections, this lovely word can be used to describe many situations as follows: Fraud................I got fucked by my insurance agents Trouble...........................I guess I'm fucked now Dismay......................................Oh! Fuck it Agression.......................................Fuck You Passive..........................................Fuck me Confusion..................................What the fuck Difficulty......I don't understand this fucking business Despair.....................................Fucked again Philosophical...........................Who gives a fuck Incompetence..............................He's fucked up Laziness.................................He's a fuck off Displeasure.........What the fuck's going on around here Rebellion.................................Fuck the world It can be used in descriptive anatomy: He's really a fucking ass-hole. It can be used to tell time: It's fucking' Five-thirty. It can be used in business: How did I get this fucking job? It can be used as a prediction: Oh well, I'll be fucked. It can be maternal: Mother-fucker! It can be nautical: Fuck the Admiral! It can be political: Fuck the President! It can open the door to wonderful relationships: Lets fuck, baby. It can be used to enhance the meaning of a word: Fuckin' beautiful. The mind fairly bogies at the many creative forms for this most functional word. How can anyone be offended when you say "Fuck"? Use it in your daily speech. It adds to your prestige. -Tell someone today, "FUCK YOU" --