Surprise! (MF,anal)
 
	When Joe came over that evening, I told him I had a 
surprise for him.
	"Umm," he said, "I usually don't like surprises, 
Holly."
	"Oh, I think you'll like this one," I said, smiling 
at him.
	"In that case," Joe said, "I look forward to it."
	He was cool, though.  He didn't ask me what it was, 
not then or later as we chatted over wine and fixed 
dinner together.  He smiled at me when I lighted candles 
and placed them on the table for dinner.  Later, over 
coffee, he still didn't ask me.  Damn his eyes!
	"Don't you want to know what my surprise is?" I 
asked, frustrated.
	"Oh, sure," Joe said, "but if I ask, you'll just 
say you won't tell me.  I just figured I'd outlast you, 
and sooner or later you'd have to tell me."
	"You are so exasperating!" I said.  "Maybe I just 
won't tell you, then."
	"Okay," Joe said, giving away absolutely nothing.
	I had almost made up my mind not to give him his 
surprise, not tonight anyway.  But after coffee, we 
wound up making out on the living room sofa.  Before 
long, Joe had his hand inside my blouse.  Not long after 
that, he had my blouse and bra off, my skirt up around 
my waist, and my panties on the floor.  He also had his 
tongue down my throat and his finger up my pussy.  I 
didn't mind, not at all.  In fact, it made me feel a lot 
more favorably toward him.  I decided to give him his 
surprise tonight, after all.
	"Let's go into the bedroom," I suggested.  It was 
okay with Joe.  He stood up and helped me to my feet.  I 
unfastened my skirt and let it drop to the floor, then 
took his hand and led him into my bedroom.  At the side 
of the bed, I stopped and helped Joe undress.  Then we 
lay down together, wrapping arms and legs around each 
other.  
	Before long, both of us were steaming.  My pussy 
was dripping wet with sex juices and some extra 
lubrication from Joe's tongue.  His prick was standing 
up and leaning over backward, hard as a rock and slick 
from where I had been licking and sucking on it.
	"You don't deserve it," I whispered in his ear, 
"but your surprise is in the drawer in my nightstand."  
Reaching across me, Joe pulled the drawer open.  There, 
standing next to my vibrator, was a bottle of lubricant 
labeled "Bottom Oil."
	"Is this it?" Joe asked.
	"Yes," I said, playing his game now and saying 
nothing more.
	"Okay, I'll bite," he said.  "What's it for?"
	"It's for my bottom," I told him.
	"You want me to massage your bottom?"
	"Not exactly," I said.  "I want you to oil my 
asshole, and then I want you to fuck me there."
	"Umm," Joe said.  "Are you sure?"
	"I've been thinking about it for weeks," I told 
him.  "I did it once before, and it was real sexy.  Have 
you ever done it?"
	"A couple of times," he said.  "It's great if the 
girl wants to, but most don't want to.  And a couple of 
time that I've tried, it hurt the girl too much and we 
had to stop."
	"It hurts if you go too fast," I said.  "If you 
take it slow and easy, if you give me time to get used 
to it, it can be great."  I took the jar of oil and the 
vibrator out of the drawer and handed them to Joe.  "But 
first, why don't you get me started with this."
	Joe took them from me.  He put the oil to one side 
and lowered the vibrator to my pussy.  Using just the 
tip, he rolled it around on my clit.  I just had to 
moan.  Then he slid it up and down, coating it with the 
juices that coated my pussy, letting the end slide 
across my clit and dip ever so slightly into me.  I 
rolled my hips, pressing back against the vibrator.
	"Ooooh, baby, that feels nice," I whispered in his 
ear.  "Go ahead, put it in me.  Like this..." I poked my 
tongue into his ear and pushed the tip as far into it as 
I could.
	Joe shuddered with the slick hot feel of my tongue 
in his ear.  Gripping the vibrator, he pushed it into my 
pussy.  It slid in part way.  He drew it back, pushed in 
again.  The vibrator slipped further into me.  I spread 
my legs wide, giving him more room.  Pulling back on it 
again, Joe rolled it around in my cunt, then pushed it 
forward and deeper.  I hunched my pussy up, meeting it 
and pushing back, making the vibrator slide all the way 
into me.  I pulled back a little and rolled my hips 
around on the hard plastic, then fucked back and forth 
on it, rubbing my clit against it.
	Joe turned the end switch slightly, and the 
vibrator gave a low growl, sending throbbing pulses out 
into my pussy.  I thrust my hips forward, opening myself 
as wide as possible and taking it deep inside me.  I 
held myself that way, hips pushed up, and let Joe shove 
the vibrator in and out of my cunt.
	"Ooooh, yeah, honey, that's right," I told him.  
"Give it to me.  Fuck my pussy.  Yesssss.  I like that. 
 It feels so good, baby.  It makes me want to fuck you." 
 I wrapped my arms around his neck, pulling his head 
down to my mouth.  I nibbled on his ears and bit him on 
the neck.
	"You want me to fuck you now?" Joe asked.
	"Yes," I said, "but not there.  I want it in my 
ass."
	Joe slid the vibrator out of my pussy.  I let it go 
reluctantly.  My cunt felt so empty.
	"Get the oil," I told Joe.  "You need to oil my 
butt and your dick."
	He took the top off the bottle and poured some of 
the thick oil into his hand, letting it warm up.
	"You want to turn over?" he asked.
	"No," I said.  "I want to be on my back.  If I 
raise my butt up with a pillow, you can get in me that 
way and I can still see your face and hold you."
	We each grabbed one of the pillows and, working 
together, pushed them under my ass.  With my knees bent, 
both my pussy and my ass were exposed to his view.
	"Go ahead, baby," I told him.  "Oil me up good."  I 
raised my knees higher, holding them high and wide with 
my hands.  Joe worked a hand between my butt cheeks and 
laid his oil-covered fingers on my rosebud.  He slid his 
fingers around it, then began pressing ever so slightly 
at the very center each time his finger crossed it.  
Leaving his finger pressed against the anal ring, he 
took the bottle of oil and poured a thin stream onto his 
palm.  It ran down his finger and pooled at the 
entrance.  Joe worked his finger around a moment and 
then pressed inward more firmly.  His finger slipped 
inside my asshole.  He rotated it around and around and 
gradually pushed it deeper and deeper into my butt.  He 
slid his thumb into my pussy and pressed it against his 
finger in my other hole.  Then he waggled his thumb 
around inside my pussy.  The twin penetration was very 
sexy and stirred me strongly.  I hunched my hips against 
his probing fingers.
	"Come on, honey," I said. "Put some oil on your 
cock and put it in me.  I'm dying for it.  I want you to 
fuck me in the ass."
	Joe's hand was already coated with lubrication.  He 
wrapped it around his velvet and steel prick and spread 
the oil around it.  Jacking back and forth a time or 
two, he coated it all over. running his palm over the 
head of his dick.  He rolled between my legs and raised 
up on his hands and knees.  I lay back, spreading my 
thighs.  Joe crawled forward until his cock brushed 
against my hot, hungry pussy.  I almost grabbed him and 
stuffed him inside.  But I wanted him to fuck my ass, 
not my cunt.
	Holding his prick with his hand to guide and 
stiffen it, Joe pushed his hips forward.  I felt the fat 
head, followed by the meaty tube, slip between the 
cheeks of my ass and nestle against the tight anal ring. 
Joe rotated the head of his dick, spreading the 
lubrication around.
	"Go ahead, baby," I told him, "do it!  Push it in!"
	"Are you sure?" Joe asked.  "We don't have to..."
	"I want it," I said.  "Please, I want you to fuck 
my ass.  I want to feel your big cock all the way up my 
butt.  Go ahead!  Give it to me, hon!"  I reached down 
with a hand on either side of my raised legs and spread 
my ass cheeks.
	Joe pushed forward.  The blunt head of his dick 
pressed into my butthole, stretching the tight ring as 
it worked its way into me.  I drew a sharp breath and 
held it as his cock pushed slowly, slowly through the 
tight ring, sending off shocks that shot through my 
belly and ran up my spine, zapping my clit like static 
electricity sparking it again and again with each push 
and deeper penetration.  At last, the head cleared the 
ring and pushed inside me a little.
	"Jesus, Holly," Joe said, "that's just incredible 
how it feels!  I can see the head of my dick in your 
ass, and I can feel it at the same time..."  I squeezed 
him with my ass muscle, gripping the head, and then 
relaxed it to let him push his long tube of cock muscle 
deeper.  Joe groaned and pressed forward.
	"Oh, yes, baby!" I gasped.  "Give it to me slow 
like that, just a little bit at a time.  Let me feel it 
slide into me.  That's it, honey.  Oh, yes, I like it 
like that."
	Joe's cock was half way in me and beginning to 
stretch me hard.  I put my hand on Joe's hip to stop him 
for a moment.  Taking a prick up your ass hurts like 
freezing the roof of your mouth on ice cream sometimes. 
It hurts like hell for a moment, then gradually gets 
okay.  And then it feels good.  I squeezed his dick with 
my ass muscle again, which also made my pussy twitch.  I 
could feel him inside my butt.
	"Go ahead, Joe," I told him.  "It's okay, now.  
Give me some more cock."
	I reached down between my widespread legs and slid 
my fingers between the lips of my pussy.  I pushed my 
middle finger inside and worked it around, getting it 
wet.  Then I pulled it out and rubbed my fingertip over 
my clit.  Joe was watching me, and I smiled up at him.
	"Like that, baby?" I asked.  "Do you like to see me 
play with my pussy while you fuck my ass?  Ahhh, it 
feels so good."
	His eyes locked on mine, Joe pushed his hips 
forward, digging his cock deeper into my asshole.  I 
felt it slide into my butt, spreading and penetrating my 
anal tube further and further.  The sensation was 
incredible and, combined with my finger on my clit, 
almost made me cum right then.
	Joe pushed his cock all the way in.  I felt the 
kinky hair at the base of it brush along the sensitive 
inner ass cheeks and tickle against my anal ring.  He 
grabbed my hips with a hand on either side and pulled me 
toward him, stuffing every last bit of his hard rod up 
my butt.
	The feeling was part pain, part incredible 
fullness, part warm waves of pleasure coursing through 
me.  I felt stretched to the limit.
	"Oh, God, Joe!" I whimpered.  "Hold it just a 
second.  Let me get used to it, baby.  I'm so full!"  He 
started to pull back a little.  "No!" I told him, "don't 
move!  Leave it all the way in!"
	I was already starting to get used to it, even as 
Joe pushed forward again to make sure that I had every 
bit of his cock up my ass.  I pushed out with my bowel, 
relaxing as best I could and letting him dig his prick 
all the way up my back channel.  He held me firmly 
against his crotch, making little rooting movements with 
his hips.  I squeezed his cock with my ass.
	"Go ahead, baby," I whispered, "fuck me now.  I 
like it.  It feels good!  I like your big cock up there 
in my ass.  Give it to me, honey!  Fuck me in the ass!"
	Joe pulled back slowly, dragging his cock out of my 
butt gradually until only the head remained inside me.  
Then he pushed forward again, forcing his dick back up 
my ass channel, deeper and deeper, until his pubic mound 
bumped against my widespread ass cheeks again.
	Oh, Jesus, there's just no way to explain what it 
feels like to have your asshole filled with warm, stiff 
cock!  It's like getting fucked while taking a glorious 
shit at the same time.  Even without help from my busy 
fingers, an ass fuck sends waves of pleasure through my 
middle, making my cunt tingle and stirring me deep 
inside my belly.  With my fingers to rub around and 
across my clit, slipping down occasionally to dip into 
my pussy, the thrill was strongly intensified.
	Now that my butt had accommodated to his throbbing, 
stone-hard prick, Joe was pushing me toward cumming by 
sliding his cock forcefully in and out of my asshole.  
He was slamming it home, now, jerking his prick back and 
then shooting it all the way up my butt in a single 
shove forward, using his hands to jam my hips down on 
him and force his dick as deep as possible.
	I grabbed the vibrator from the bed where we had 
tossed it aside.  Gripping it in both hands, I pointed 
the tip at the opening of my pussy and began to pull it 
towards me and into my cunt.  I looked up and saw Joe 
watching me.
	"Can you feel it, baby?" I asked him.  "It makes it 
even tighter, doesn't it?  I've got your cock in my 
asshole, and now I'm going to push this vibrator into my 
pussy."  I pulled it further and further into my pussy, 
still holding it with both hands, forcing it up into the 
tighter than usual confines of my hot, slippery cunt.  
If not for those juices, I could never have gotten it 
in.
	"Oh, yes, babe!" Joe said.  "I can feel it!  It's 
sliding up inside your pussy right next to my cock.  
Jesus!  It is tighter!"
	I pushed the vibrator into me as deeply as I could, 
then began to work it in and out of my pussy.  Joe 
watched me fuck myself in front of him, timing our 
movements so that the vibrator in my cunt and his cock 
in my asshole plunged in and out together.
	"God, fuck me, baby!" I cried.  "Shove that cock 
into my ass!  Harder!  Fuck me harder, Joe!"
	I plunged the vibrator all the way up my pussy and 
twisted the cap, turning it on full.  Vibrations shot 
out from my cunt through my entire body, spreading 
outward from my pussy, wrapping around my clenching ass 
and Joe's cock buried in it and jolting through my guts. 
Joe and I started to cum at the same instant.
	"Oh, Jesus!" Joe grunted, jamming his cock all the 
way up my butt.  I felt his prick convulse and shoot a 
jet of cum deep into my ass.
	"Yes, honey, cum in my ass!" I cried.  "Fuck me, 
baby!  Give it to me!"
	My own cum was rolling through me in waves, 
electric shocks jolting me, making me jerk and twitch on 
Joe's cock.  He was hunching back and forth like a 
madman, shoving his dick in and out of my asshole while 
it spit cum out of the end.
	As the sensation began to die down, I turned off 
the vibrator, but kept it pushed all the way into my 
pussy.  I squeezed my thighs together, clutching it deep 
inside me.